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Greetings Earthlings, how did you end up here? The back button is just on the top left my good sir/lady. However if you are entirely insane and looking for the leader of your race that is me. savemickeydoyle2k14

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

Castle | Color Palette. 

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

The Breakfast Club (1985)

dirkbot:

Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.

Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you

superclones:

Elizabeth: Yeah, and then what did you do after?
Iain: That actually wasn’t my idea, but we got makeup to put a big bruise on me the next day.
Paul: Did you really?
Iain: Yeah, and I pretended my neck was sore all day but didn’t say to her… I just kind of did it in the background, here or there and we kind of went off and whispered in the corner.
Elizabeth: So clever.
Iain: Elizabeth was kind of looking over and stuff. Eventually she comes up to me and she says, “I did something to your neck, didn’t I?” and I was like, “no, I’m fine.” 
Elizabeth: Well, I tapped you on the back too, to be like, “are you okay?” and you went… [inhales sharply]
Iain: And then we showed you the big makeup. 
Elizabeth: It looked so real. I was so mortified. 

Agents of SHIELD commentary: Paul, Iain and Elizabeth on “FZZT”.